The Golden Platypus

So it seems that I have two personalities; Drunk Joshy and Sober Joshy.

So on Sunday, after a night of some pretty heavy drinking the night before, I wake up to find the following note:

"Because you don’t use your ps3 i decide to hide it from you. All the bst with finding it

Kisses

-Joshy"

So, surely enough I begin to tear apart my room to find my beloved playstation 3 console to which I am unsuccessful.

I then begin over the next couple of days, looking around the house in various hiding spots I know of that I could stash the console. But despite all my efforts I am still unsuccessful at finding my PS3.

Three days later luck strikes. After putting the dog out for the night, I just happen to be cleaning out his kennel of tennis balls like I do on occasion and wouldn't you know it, I find my PS3.... inside the f***ing dog kennel. My PS3 had been stashed away into the dog's kennel and it stayed in there for three days until I finally found it.

I feel that this is not the last I will hear from Drunk Joshy