The Golden Platypus

I remember back in the high school period of my life, there were those kids that would just walk from classroom to classroom, making stupid car sounds. They would throttle up, slam on their brakes and make that weird air blasting sound that comes from changing gears.

One day I felt the need to counter this. So in typical nerd fashion I took a page out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I turned up to school and proceeded to go around the school making the sounds of a horse trotting along. I thought that this was quite amusing and it made the car kids look at me like I'm some sort of mentally challenged retard (yeah, because YOU of all people should be judging ME).

But alas, my fun came to an end when a teacher comes up to me and stops me in my tracks; asking that I stop the "stupidity" or else I'd get in trouble. So what do I do? What any proud nerd would do; quote the film!

"Help! I'm being repressed!"

I wound up spending my lunch time break, in the corrals, thinking about what I've done...

Joshy: 0

Car Kids: 1